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10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! 
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? 

9. Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course! 
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth! 

8. Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? 
Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now! 

7. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? 
Caddy: Eventually! 

6. Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world! 
Caddy: I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence! 

5. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's toomuch of a distraction.
Caddy: It's not a watch, it's a compass! 

4. Golfer: How do you like my game? 
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf. 

3. Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? 
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day. 

2. Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago. 

And the #1 best caddy comment: 

Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old. 
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir. 

Steve Cerrone
Ex. Dir. UVSports
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